Smiles

Volcano

A recent letter that appeared in The Independent newspaper:  “ Following the recent interruption to air travel, I find myself out of pocket, due to what I am informed is an ”act of God.” To avoid future financial

embarrassment, please could you recommend an atheist insurance

company?

Untimely answered prayer

 During the minister's prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews.  Tommy's mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence and, after church, asked, "Tommy, whatever made you do such a thing?"  Tommy answered soberly, "I’ve been asking God to teach me to whistle, and suddenly, he did!"

Blessed

Notice on a suburban church notice board – “Remember, this Sunday is our annual blessing of the power mowers.”